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		<title>Giggles</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 05:04:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We took a trail that we&#8217;d never been on before. He wasn&#8217;t happy about me stopping behind him and taking his picture (can you blame me? it was pretty!). I said &#8220;no smiling!&#8221; and he hid his grin but quickly pulled his hand away. I think he was suppressing a laugh. You have to see [...]]]></description>
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<p>We took a trail that we&#8217;d never been on before. He wasn&#8217;t happy about me stopping behind him and taking his picture (can you blame me? it was pretty!). I said &#8220;no smiling!&#8221; and he hid his grin but quickly pulled his hand away. I think he was suppressing a laugh.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/thephisch/4094661658/sizes/l/">You have to see his face to get it.</a></p>
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		<title>Editor Wanted</title>
		<link>http://www.inthatnumber.com/2009/11/07/editor-wanted/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 02:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Or an editor should be wanted? They really need to examine those Breaking News headlines they have running at the bottom of the screen. Noticed by my hubby last night as we had dinner.]]></description>
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<p>Or an editor should be wanted? They really need to examine those Breaking News headlines they have running at the bottom of the screen.</p>
<p>Noticed by my hubby last night as we had dinner.</p>
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		<title>He&#8217;s got moves</title>
		<link>http://www.inthatnumber.com/2009/09/11/hes-got-moves/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 03:33:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I forgot to share the result of our little photo session the other day.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I forgot to share the result of our little photo session the other day.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/thephisch/3902855224/" title="he's got moves by Phisch, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3440/3902855224_4770f220a8.jpg" width="500" height="222" alt="he's got moves" /></a></p>
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		<title>Boys Of the Future</title>
		<link>http://www.inthatnumber.com/2009/06/12/boys-of-the-future/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:14:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[J: Mom, when I grow up,  it&#8217;ll be the FUture! R (friend of NM): J, you don&#8217;t know if you&#8217;ll even make it to the future. NM: I bet I&#8217;ll make it! It&#8217;ll be the future when I&#8217;m an adult.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>J: Mom, when I grow up,  it&#8217;ll be the <em>FU</em>ture!</p>
<p>R (friend of NM): J, you don&#8217;t know if you&#8217;ll even <em>make</em> it to the future.</p>
<p>NM: I bet <em>I&#8217;ll</em> make it! It&#8217;ll be the future when I&#8217;m an adult.</p>
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		<title>Last Night&#8217;s Dream</title>
		<link>http://www.inthatnumber.com/2009/03/27/last-nights-dream/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 12:50:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I woke up from the weirdest dream last night. There I was, in a yarn shop that was just *loaded* with yarny goodness, browsing and squishing to my heart&#8217;s content. Suddenly, several men in black suits entered and searched for a few minutes and their search included the customers. Then, in comes the POTUS, waving [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I woke up from the weirdest dream last night.</p>
<p>There I was, in a yarn shop that was just *loaded* with yarny goodness, browsing and squishing to my heart&#8217;s content. Suddenly, several men in black suits entered and searched for a few minutes and their search included the customers.</p>
<p>Then, in comes the POTUS, waving and nodding to the startled people in the store. He give a brief speech and opens up for Q&amp;A. I tweet about what&#8217;s happening from my cell (which I&#8217;ve never really done). Then someone asks him a question and he has no answer except to hem and haw. I have to turn around because I&#8217;m trying to suppress a giggle.</p>
<p>Then I wake up. Guess what I was thinking of before bed?</p>
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		<title>Story Teller: Nose Drum Episode</title>
		<link>http://www.inthatnumber.com/2009/03/20/story-teller-nose-drum-episode/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 00:59:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lately, J has been quite the weaver of tall tales. Here&#8217;s one from on the way home from the park, when we had Sprocket with us and we ended up having to open the windows because her digestive system backfired: &#8220;Once, there was this guy&#8230;&#8221; he started (and he always starts that way). &#8220;There was [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lately, J has been quite the weaver of tall tales. Here&#8217;s one from on the way home from the park, when we had Sprocket with us and we ended up having to open the windows because her digestive system backfired:</p>
<p>&#8220;Once, there was this guy&#8230;&#8221; he started (and he always starts that way).</p>
<p>&#8220;There was this guy who had ear drums and he took his ear drums and put them on his nose and made them nose drums. The nose drums still let him breathe but the nose drums made him smell nothing bad.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Overheard</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 13:38:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night, putting the boys to bed. &#8220;NM&#8230;&#8221; &#8220;Mmmm?&#8221; &#8220;NM&#8230;&#8221; &#8220;Mmhmm?&#8221; &#8220;NM&#8230;&#8221; &#8220;WHAT?&#8221; &#8220;Jesus loves you!&#8221; &#8220;Oh yeah. Ok. Tomorrow, I&#8217;ll clean my room. Then, I&#8217;ll clean the LIVING ROOM! Then, I&#8217;LL DOMINATE THE WOOOORLD!&#8221; J giggles. * * * Thank you, Lord, for boys with big dreams. May they always seek Your guidance and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last night, putting the boys to bed.</p>
<p>&#8220;NM&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Mmmm?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;NM&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Mmhmm?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;NM&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;WHAT?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Jesus loves you!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Oh <em>yeah</em>. Ok. Tomorrow, I&#8217;ll clean my room. Then, I&#8217;ll clean the LIVING ROOM! Then, I&#8217;LL DOMINATE THE WOOOORLD!&#8221;</p>
<p>J giggles.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">* * *</p>
<p>Thank you, Lord, for boys with big dreams. May they always seek Your guidance and never fear to take big steps to fulfill Your plans for them.</p>
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		<title>*Crowned*</title>
		<link>http://www.inthatnumber.com/2009/01/10/crowned/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:09:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My kids looked at me in a very concerned freaked out manner when I showed them what my smile looked like when half my face was numb. I can&#8217;t wait for it to wear off!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My kids looked at me in a very <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">concerned</span> freaked out manner when I showed them what my smile looked like when half my face was numb. I can&#8217;t wait for it to wear off!</p>
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		<title>Sad / Glad</title>
		<link>http://www.inthatnumber.com/2008/12/07/sad-glad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:06:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our local Michaels no longer carries Paton&#8217;s SWS yarn. I just bought the last six balls, Natural Natural is the color name, fortunately all the same dye lot. They might become a hat and scarf. Also sad, I almost typed &#8220;carrys&#8221; instead of &#8220;carries&#8221; above. What on earth? I tell you&#8230;once I had dreams of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Our local Michaels no longer carries <a href="http://www.patonsyarns.com/product.php?LGC=sws">Paton&#8217;s SWS yarn</a>. I just bought the last six balls, Natural Natural is the color name, fortunately all the same dye lot. They might become a hat and scarf.</p>
<p>Also sad, I almost typed &#8220;carrys&#8221; instead of &#8220;carries&#8221; above. What on earth? I tell you&#8230;once I had dreams of becoming a spelling bee contestant. Those days are long gone.</p>
<p>We won&#8217;t see Edith &amp; Larry until after the new year. After Friday, we won&#8217;t be seeing our church family for a couple of weeks.</p>
<p>I messed up on dates again and thought they had me down to do greeting today but it was next Sunday when we are gone. Dates and I don&#8217;t gel well.</p>
<p>We&#8217;ll miss the New Year&#8217;s game night at church on Dec. 31.</p>
<p>GLAD:</p>
<p>It was a wonderful message at church today. I also thought &#8220;Silent Night&#8221; was a tad off from reality, but I always was partial to it because I have memories of my grandma singing it to me in German.</p>
<p>One more scarf down&#8230;several presents to go. <a href="http://www.cosmicpluto.com/blog/?p=1027">Just Enough Ruffles</a> is a great pattern and I just have to remember to use a longer cable on my circs so that they don&#8217;t break.</p>
<p>I have more yarn for more gifts. Lord willing, I will be able to knit on the two-day drive to CA. Hopefully I can find a pattern that&#8217;s easy to memorize so I won&#8217;t have to look down and get car sick.</p>
<p>I got someone to back me up for Greeting Duty next Sunday.</p>
<p>We began our Christmas shopping tasks. Easier this year and the budget is smaller so there are more options to be creative. And that is so fun, you have no idea. By the way, Amazon.com, home of most people&#8217;s online wish lists, now has a browser button you can use to add things that aren&#8217;t on Amazon but are on other sites. How nice is that? I&#8217;ve made use of it already.</p>
<p>Someone asked me to make them a hat. I think I am off to <strong>enjoy</strong> that task. One can only knit so much stuff for oneself before one is begging other people for their sizes and an excuse to knit anything. I&#8217;m *squee* about this because I have the perfect yarn in my stash!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">HAPPY SUNDAY!</p>
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		<title>IPod Game</title>
		<link>http://www.inthatnumber.com/2008/12/03/ipod-game/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 04:27:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The answers on my iPod are HILARIOUS! And/or apropros. Who am I tagging? I choose YOU! If you take the time to read this, you need to play it. I know you have to tag people, but I won&#8217;t and will leave it up to you. If you do play, just let me know so [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The answers on my iPod are HILARIOUS! And/or apropros. Who am I tagging? I choose YOU! If you take the time to read this, you need to play it.</p>
<p>I know you have to tag people, but I won&#8217;t and will leave it up to you. If you do play, just let me know so I can see the answers, too. No ipod? I&#8217;m thinking you can use your Last.fm list or something like that.</p>
<p>***</p>
<p>1. Put your iPod or other music player on shuffle.<br />
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. The Name of the song is your answer!<br />
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!<br />
4. Tag 15 friends who might enjoy doing this as well as the person you got this from.</p>
<p>1.IF SOMEONE SAYS &#8220;IS THIS OKAY&#8221; YOU SAY?<br />
Stand Up Stand Up for Jesus<br />
Heaven&#8217;s Sake Kids</p>
<p>2.WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?<br />
I Can Only Imagine<br />
Mercy Me</p>
<p>3.WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?<br />
The Lost Parade<br />
Randy Stonehill</p>
<p>4.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE&#8217;S PURPOSE?<br />
Adding to the Noise<br />
Switchfoot</p>
<p>5.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?<br />
How Wonderful Is Jesus<br />
Heaven&#8217;s Sake Kids</p>
<p>6.WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?<br />
Take My Life (Holiness)<br />
by OC Supertones</p>
<p>7.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?<br />
The Heart of Worship<br />
Matt Redman</p>
<p>8.WHAT IS 2+2?<br />
Unknown<br />
by OC Supertones</p>
<p>9.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?<br />
Away From You<br />
OC Supertones</p>
<p>10.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?<br />
Nothing Left to Lose<br />
Mat Kearney<br />
Earthquake</p>
<p>11.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?<br />
Summertime<br />
Billie Holiday</p>
<p>12.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?<br />
I Wonder If I&#8221;m Growing<br />
Raffi</p>
<p>13.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?<br />
J-E-S-U-S<br />
Heaven&#8217;s Sake Kids</p>
<p>14.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?<br />
The Apl Song<br />
Black Eyed Peas</p>
<p>15.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?<br />
Dunce Cap<br />
Lost Dogs</p>
<p>16.WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?<br />
Kingdom Come<br />
PFR (so sad, they broke up)</p>
<p>17.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?<br />
Broken<br />
Tears for Fears (the 80s Brit invasion rawked)</p>
<p>18.WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?<br />
Kindness<br />
Chris Tomlin</p>
<p>19.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?<br />
&#8220;Akehlulek&#8217; Ubaba (With God All Things Are Possible)<br />
Lady Smith Black Mambazo</p>
<p>20.WHAT&#8217;S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?<br />
How Wonderful is Jesus<br />
Heaven&#8217;s Sake Kids</p>
<p>21.HOW WILL YOU DIE?<br />
W20060322IG.mp3<br />
Bunjee Garrett</p>
<p>22.WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?<br />
Birdland<br />
Manhattan Transfer</p>
<p>23.WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?<br />
Great Big Stupid World<br />
Randy Stonehill</p>
<p>24.WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?<br />
God Bless the Child<br />
Aretha Franklin</p>
<p>25.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?<br />
What a Friend We Have In Jesus<br />
Heaven&#8217;s Sake Kids</p>
<p>26.WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?<br />
Peanut Butter Sandwich<br />
Raffi</p>
<p>27.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?<br />
Politicians<br />
Switchfoot</p>
<p>28.IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?<br />
Matilda<br />
Harry Belafonte</p>
<p>29.WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?<br />
A Little More<br />
Jennifer Knapp</p>
<p>30.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?<br />
La Vie En Rose (En Anglais)<br />
Edith Piaf</p>
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